99 Problems (A Pig Ain’t One)

🎵 “99 Problems (But a Pig Ain’t One)” – Passion for Pigs Remix 🎵
(Parody of Jay-Z’s “99 Problems”)

[Intro]
If you’re havin’ swine trouble, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but a pig ain’t one — hit me!
Uhh!

[Verse 1]
Clinic in Missouri, boots on the ground,
Passion for Pigs, yeah, they hold it down.
Sow’s lookin’ off? They pull up quick,
With meds in the bag and diagnostics slick.

Respiratory flares or a farrowing fail?
They got charts, labs, ain’t no fairy tale.
Pathogens lurkin’? They don’t run,
Biosecure tight like a smoking gun.

Yeah, I treat ’em right, keep ‘em lean and mean,
Vet techs sharper than a scalpels’ gleam.
So when PRRS hits and you’re feelin’ stunned?
They solve it fast — no need to run.

I got 99 problems but a pig ain’t one
(If you’re raisin’ hogs, you’re doin’ somethin’ fun)
I got 99 problems but a pig ain’t one — hey!

[Verse 2]
Now once upon a time, not too long ago,
Pigs got sick and folks didn’t know
Where to turn, who to trust, who to call,
But Passion for Pigs? They answer it all.

From nutrition checks to hoofin’ around,
They’ll spot the lameness before it gets down.
They talk genetics, welfare, vaccine lines,
Keep your herd sharp like a verse of mine.

You got questions? They got facts,
No guesswork — just science-backed acts.
They ain’t about gimmicks, they ain’t for fun,
They’re about livin’ well from birth to the bun.

[Hook – Repeat]
I got 99 problems but a pig ain’t one
(If you’re raisin’ hogs, you’re doin’ somethin’ fun)
I got 99 problems but a pig ain’t one — woo!

[Bridge]
If you stressin’ over sows, don’t trip — call ’em out,
They’ll be rollin’ through Missouri, that’s what they about.
From the nursery pen to the boar’s big run,
They’re keeping you covered till the job’s done.

[Outro – Spoken Style like Jay-Z]
Yeah — Passion for Pigs, real MVPs,
Out here fixin’ health while you countin’ your fees.
Don’t sleep on the herd, don’t bet on luck —
You want champions? You better get checked up.

Missouri raised, science-blessed,
They got your swine game fully addressed.
So if you got hogs that need a little love, son,
You got 99 problems, but a pig ain’t one — hit me!

Full disclosure: Yes, we used AI to create this.